I'm through with Standing in Line to Clubs I'll never get in!
It's like the Bottom of the Ninth and I'm never gonna win...
This life hasn't turned out quite, the way I want it to be'
'Tell me whatya want'
I want a Brand New House on an episode of Cribs!
And a Bathroom I can Play Baseball in...
And a King Size Tub big Enough for Ten Plus me;
'Tell me whatya need'
I'll need a...
Credit Card, that's got no Limit!
And a Big Black Jet with a Bedroom in it'
Gonna Join the Mile High Club at Thirty Seven Thousand Feet.
Been there, Done That!
I want a New Tour bus Full of Old Guitars'
My star on Hollywood Boulevard ~
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is Fine for me |
So how you Gonna do it?
I'm gonna Trade this Life for Fortune and Fame
I'd even cut my Hair and Change my Name!
'Cause we all Just A Wanna be Big Rock Stars?
And live in Hilltop Houses driving Fifteen Cars'
"The Girls come Easy and the Drugs come Cheap"
We'll all stay Skinny as we just won't eat ~
And we'll...
Hang out in the Coolest Bars'
In the VIP with the Movie Stars...
Every good Gold Digger's gonna wind up there!
Every Playboy Bunny with her Bleach Blond Hair and well,
Hey Hey I wanna be a Rock Star!
Hey Hey I wanna be a Rock Star!
I wanna be great like Elvis without the Tassels #
Hire eight Body Guards that Love to beat up Assholes!
Sign a couple Autographs so I can eat my Meals for Free...
'I'll have the quesadilla, ha ha'
I'm gonna dress my Ass with the Latest Fashion...
Get a Front door key to the Playboy Mansion!
Gonna date a Centerfold that loves to Blow my money for Me'
So how you gonna do it?
I'm gonna trade this life for Fortune and Fame!
I'd even cut my Hair and change my Name...
Cause we all just wanna be Big Rock Stars'
And live in Hilltop houses driving Fifteen Cars...
The girls come Easy and the Drugs come Cheap!
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat ~
And we'll...
Hang out in the Coolest Bars'
In the VIP with the Movie Stars;
Every good Gold Digger's gonna wind up there'
Every Playboy Bunny with her Bleach Blond Hair...
And we'll...
Hide out in the Private Rooms ~
With the latest Dictionary and Today's who's who!
They'll get you anything with that Evil Smile... 666
Everybody's got a Drug Dealer on Speed Dial, well
Hey hey, I wanna be a rock star!
I'm gonna Sing those Songs that offend the Censors!
Gonna Pop my Pills from a pez dispenser'
Get washed up Singers writing all my Songs...
Lip sync-em every night so I don't get 'em wrong ~
Well we all just wanna be Big Rock Stars!
And live in Hilltop houses Driving Fifteen Cars...
The girls come Easy and the Drugs come Cheap'
We'll all stay Skinny as we just won't eat #
And we'll...
Hang out in the Coolest Bars'
In the VIP with the Movie Stars |
Every good Gold Digger's Gonna wind up there!
Every Playboy Bunny with her Bleach Blond Hair...
And we'll'
Hide out in the Private Rooms...
With the Latest Dictionary and Today's who's who!
They'll get you Anything with that evil smile...
Everybody's got a Drug Dealer on Speed Dial, well ~
Hey Hey, I wanna be a Rock Star;
Hey Hey, I wanna be a Rock Star.